You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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