Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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