Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
