She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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