what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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