can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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