What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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