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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
nutella sex= disaster
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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