can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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