she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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