Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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