therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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