We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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