Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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