OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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