He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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