dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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