i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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