Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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