Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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