I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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