On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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