Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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