Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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