yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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