Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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