Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I enjoy the company of your penis
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