He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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