I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Randomize
