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She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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