My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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