ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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