But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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