i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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