I forgot how hot balto sounded
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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