he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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