you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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