i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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