I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
as a side note pls kill me
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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