I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
should my penis look like a turkey
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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