Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We're too hungover to prance.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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