Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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