sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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