So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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