We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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