OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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