She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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