I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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