ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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