think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
