this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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