sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
