Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
