Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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