you win again, gameday.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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