yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm at about main and main street
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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