I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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