You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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