It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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